Genesius Times
We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry.
- by Exavier SaskagoochieWASHINGTON — In what officials are calling the largest single-entity criminal conspiracy in modern American… The post BREAKING: FBI arrests ███ ████ after it appears 6 million times in the Epstein Files appeared first on Genesius Times.
- by Exavier SaskagoochieMILAN—In a display of unparalleled moral fortitude and respiratory caution, the United States Women’s National… The post US Women’s Team Takes Olympic Gold in Virtue Signaling appeared first on Genesius Times.
- by Deep Thoughts by AOCEpisode 2 of Deep Thoughts by AOC just dropped! Watch as our favorite democratic socialist… The post Deep Thoughts by AOC: Episode 2 appeared first on Genesius Times.
- by Exavier SaskagoochieIn an appeal to pro-choice progressives protesting the detention center at the Mexican border, President… The post Trump gains liberal support by renaming ICE ‘Planned Citizenship’ appeared first on Genesius Times.
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Duffel Blog:
Duffel Blog is a parody of a news organization, and all content it publishes is satirical in nature.
- by Gray Sea LiuPentagon says change will improve lethality, readability, and morale
- by Thunder Chicken"I almost got my MBA. Totally wanted to. But my dad wanted me to kill the enemies of America.”
- by Cobra CommanderAgency warns talent pool ‘dangerously close to functional literacy’
- by Bernard ButtersquashService says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’
- by BYOBooyahAlso, some rights matter more than others, and I trust law enforcement to decide which
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.
- by Babylon BeeWORLD — The 2026 Winter Olympics marks the 25th time that the world has gathered together to watch a bunch of sports and also figure skating.
- by Babylon BeeBOLZANO — The Galactic Empire was met with collective disappointment in its first chance at bringing home a medal at the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympic Games, as an Imperial stormtrooper once again finished dead last in the qualifying round of the men's biathlon.
- by Babylon BeeTOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly elected Japanese prime minister Sanae Takaichi winning a landslide victory after promising to introduce forks.
- by Babylon BeeSANTA CLARA, CA — A key part of New England's team experienced deep disappointment this morning, as the Patriots' offensive line learned that the Super Bowl was yesterday.
- by Babylon BeeSANTA CLARA, CA – Following this year's Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys show support for Immigration and Customs Enforcement skyrocketed 99 percent overnight.
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The Onion
- by The Onion StaffThe Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic partners has increased over the last five years, driven by several factors including accessibility of online information, ease of obtaining certain chemicals, and perceived difficulty in detection. What do you think? The post Report: Poisonings Of […]
- by The Onion StaffWith the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of “global girl group” Katseye, and the reunion of superstars BTS, Korean pop music’s influence on American pop culture is stronger than ever. The Onion shares everything you need to know about K-pop. Who are some of the major K-pop groups?BTS, EXO, NCT, NCIS, […]
- by The Onion StaffThe post Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun appeared first on The Onion.
- by The Onion StaffPresident Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, was recently tapped to lead ICE’s highly publicized deportation campaign in Minnesota. The Onion takes a look at Homan’s background. Head Weight: 66 pounds Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan Least Favorite Haplogroup: Q-M242 Role In Project 2025: Genetic source for cloned ICE agents Favorite Part Of Job: Working with kids […]
- by The Onion StaffWILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to the country.“ I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot […]
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Dispatches from the Asylum
We point out hypocrisy, expose know-it-all’s, and lampoon those who take advantage of others through hypocrisy, lying, or keeping the truth from the average citizen.
We try to do so with satire, sarcasm and humor. This is a satirical site, most of the time, anytime.
- by Decker*** Racketeering Scheme?: Vaccine Makers Profit Twice by Selling Drugs to Treat Vaccine Injuries – via childrenshealthdefense.org A lawsuit filed by Children’s Health Defense againstContinue reading
- by Decker*** Tributes pour in as Ghislaine Maxwell sadly passes away tomorrow Normal Island News Ghislaine Maxwell has tragically taken her own life tomorrow night,Continue reading
- by Decker*** Cab Calloway & Nicholas Brothers – Jumpin’ Jive *** Samba De Uma Nota So – Stan Getz/Charlie Byrd *** Emmet Cohen w/SamaraContinue reading
- by Decker*** Locked Down. Rounded Up. Warehoused. The Rise of America’s Concentration Camps by John W. Whitehead – John W. Whitehead, Constitutional Attorney “No doubt concentrationContinue reading
- by Decker*** Trump goes after ‘moron’ Massie at National Prayer Breakfast – via thehill.com Finding new ways each day to reach deeper realms in theContinue reading
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